Saturday, October 29, 2011

Life in Texas means...

...even our junk mail loves the Second Amendment.




It also means that we have bizarre priorities when it comes to sports.




A separate tab just for high school football?  Check.  Another separate tab just to cover the recruitment of said high school footballers?  Check.  No acknowledgement that the NHL exists?  Check.  ("Wait," you say, "doesn't that 'Stars' heading stand for the Dallas Stars?"  Nope--that would be the Texas Stars of the American Hockey League.  I wonder what the Statesman thinks happens to those supremely-talented Texas Stars players who mysteriously vanish from the rosters.  Where do they go?!)